Category Archives: First Thursday

Join Us This First Thursday To View Lot 1225


Join us in Portland this Thursday to see “Lot 1225”, a beautifully curated exhibition of artifacts from the Holiday Era.

Lot 1225 was discovered during an archaeological dig in the Northern Hemisphere of Earth. These artifacts date back to the late second millennium, and the archivists of The Snowflake Preservation Society have painstakingly assembled this exhibit.

It is our only window onto the world as it existed during the Holiday Era.

Call the museum’s docent at (503) 926-6333 to hear more about our exhibits, and RSVP to the event here.


Be a Manwolf First Thursday, May 2nd

Manwolfs are coming. Here’s your opportunity to join.

Doors – 6pm
Performance/Sermon/Inititaion – 7:30pm
Ski masks are the recommend attire for the evening.
Beer & Wolfsnacks provided.

Who are the Manwolfs anyway?

The Manwolfs were once a rare and diminishing breed of waywardly inclined human men but ever since their appearance in the cult film classic Machotaildrop their numbers seem to be on the increase. Small pockets of these ungodly fellows have been appearing across the planet in various forms, spreading their infectious gang laden ways on to the next batch of unsuspecting civilians who are taking up the reigns of their vague but noble cause.

The links below reflect some of the key moments in the Manwolfs rise to prominence. See you Thursday.

Machotaildrop Trailer
Es Shoes – Kick to Kill Commercial
Mister Heavenly “Bronx Sniper” Music Video