It’s that time of year again. Time to go over to Michele’s house for the annual holiday party. Nothing says party like fiesta! Well, actually fiesta is party. And nothing says white elephant gift exchange like yard art, crock pot, dildo, re-gift, moon boots, marmalade, fondue set, disposable cameras, a clock featuring fowl of the NW and of course, Jesus toast.

Update: Retoucher Toast.